Latest hot news from Montecito, with some spicy local commentary to match. First up, Meghan Markle, the self-proclaimed "glitter fairy ...
Latest hot news from Montecito, with some spicy local commentary to match. First up, Meghan Markle, the self-proclaimed "glitter fairy of goodwill," has allegedly been tipping off the paparazzi ahead of her "casual" visits to local stores. Yes, because nothing says "private citizen" like scheduling a photo op in the cereal aisle.
But that’s not all—Meghan’s reputation in the Montecito-Santa Barbara area seems to have a few locals rolling their eyes. Word on the street is that she's reportedly as demanding as a toddler in a candy store—only, far less charming. One local described her as "extremely disagreeable." Ouch.
And it doesn't stop there. The local school their eldest child attends apparently had to jump through hoops to meet the Sussexes’ sky-high demands. The pièce de résistance? Meghan and Harry allegedly requested a man with a machine gun stationed at the kindergarten door. Yes, a machine gun—because, apparently, Montecito has turned into a war zone, and preschoolers are the new targets. Unsurprisingly, the school turned them down. Kudos to them for drawing the line at "security overkill."Next, let’s head over to Altadena, where Harry and Meghan recently "staged" a charity event. According to a volunteer, the Sussex duo rolled up with an entourage, handed out a donut, donated a bag of old clothes, posed with city officials, and *of course* hugged someone for the cameras. Then, just like that, they were gone—20 minutes later, the whirlwind philanthropy had ended. Or perhaps it was just another content shoot for their next Netflix episode.
For those who've been following Meghan’s journey, from actress to duchess, none of this seems surprising. According to former acquaintances, Meghan has always had a reputation for being, well, *difficult*. Retail, hotel, and restaurant staff were reportedly less than thrilled by her presence in the past. And let’s not forget the *cheap* allegations—because, apparently, why tip properly when you can leave exposure as a gratuity? Classic influencer logic.
But let’s go back to that machine gun request because, honestly, it deserves more attention. Who even thinks of that? Are they imagining a scene from *The Bodyguard* where their child is Whitney Houston? The kicker? No one even knows what their kid looks like—literally no risk here. It’s peak paranoia, really. If they’re that worried, maybe they should just homeschool the kid. Not like they have 9-to-5 jobs to juggle anyway.
At the end of the day, though, the real victims here might just be their kids. Imagine growing up in a world where you're the center of the universe one minute, being told you're a prince or princess, only to be torn down the next. Narcissistic parenting can be a rollercoaster, and these poor kids are in for a wild ride.
Look, this latest *te* fits the Sussex brand perfectly—entitled, out-of-touch, and consistently secondhand embarrassing. Whether it’s staging photo ops, making outrageous demands, or living in a delusional bubble, Harry and Meghan continue to outdo themselves.
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