Meghan Markle Claims She’s 43% Irish on St. Patrick’s Day: Did She Try to Upstage Princess Catherine?

Meghan Markle has once again found herself grasping at relevance—this time, through a culinary catastrophe disguised as a St. Patrick’s Day ...

Meghan Markle has once again found herself grasping at relevance—this time, through a culinary catastrophe disguised as a St. Patrick’s Day breakfast. In what can only be described as a desperate bid for attention, Meghan took to Instagram to showcase her so-called baking skills. 

And by baking, we mean dumping artificially green-dyed batter into a waffle maker and calling it a festive masterpiece.

Apparently, Meghan believed her sad little green waffles could somehow rival the regal presence of Princess Catherine, who, unlike some, actually had a proper engagement celebrating the holiday. 

The Instagram stories featured what can only be described as a breakfast nightmare—a waffle with a disturbingly placed kiwi slice for a mouth, blueberries for eyes, and whipped cream masquerading as hair. The result? A meal so unsettling that even a preschooler playing with their food could have done a better job.

“For the kids,” she claimed, referring to Archie and Lilibet—who, based on that color palette, must have thought their mother was trying to poison them. Meanwhile, for herself and Prince Harry, the spectacle continued with plain green waffles adorned with strawberries and cream. 

We suppose that’s what passes as a wholesome family moment in Montecito—if “wholesome” means whipping up a breakfast that looks like it belongs in a food poisoning awareness campaign.

But the real kicker? The tragic timing. Meghan’s embarrassing pancake PR stunt came just as Princess Catherine stepped out in full royal splendor at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade—effortlessly proving why she is the true gem of the monarchy. 

Catherine, as always, embodied grace, class, and actual importance, attending the event in her role as Colonel of the Irish Guards. 

Meanwhile, across the pond, Meghan Markle—the self-proclaimed modernizer of the monarchy—was scraping down her waffle maker with a spatula, presumably seething with jealousy over Catherine’s impeccable public appearance. 

There are levels to this game, and Meghan has once again proven she isn’t even in the minor leagues. 

While one royal was out leading a regiment, the other was locked in a tragic one-sided competition, armed with nothing more than a can of dollar-store whipped cream in an attempt to assert dominance over breakfast food.

Some were left questioning whether this was a sincere holiday celebration or simply another desperate ploy to snatch headlines. After all, this is the same woman who once ranted about being a “clean Californian mom” who only feeds her children organic food—and yet, here she is, serving up what appears to be chemically enhanced green batter straight from a supermarket packet, topped with aerosol cream.

Indeed, it’s remarkable to witness an era where Meghan Markle genuinely believes that a pitiful breakfast post can steal the spotlight from an actual royal engagement. Perhaps next year, she’ll dye an entire cake green and claim she’s suddenly 70% Irish.

At the end of the day, what Meghan seems to forget is that a true royal doesn’t have to try. Catherine’s effortless elegance and unwavering dedication to the Crown will always overshadow whatever sad little themed gimmick Meghan attempts next.

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