South Park’s Hilarious Take: Meghan Markle’s Instagram Obsession Predicted in Episode

Meghan Markle has officially become exactly what South Park predicted over a year ago—Harry’s Instagram-loving wife. When the South Park epi...

Meghan Markle has officially become exactly what South Park predicted over a year ago—Harry’s Instagram-loving wife.

When the South Park episode aired last February, Meghan didn’t even have Instagram. But here we are, a year later, and the prediction has come true. It’s honestly sad when you think about it. Meghan Markle was once part of the British royal family, at the absolute pinnacle of global society—there’s nowhere higher to go. And now? She’s posting on Instagram like a run-of-the-mill influencer. That’s not just disappointing; it’s downright cringeworthy.

But what makes this even worse is the realization that this was probably her plan all along. If you step back and analyze the bigger picture, it really does seem like this was her goal—to go to the UK, marry a prince, and then return to America with a title, leveraging it for social media clout and influencer deals. The idea that anyone would think this is a smart strategy is baffling. And let’s be clear—no one is buying the narrative that Meghan is just making do with what she has. This was calculated from the beginning.

Now, moving on to the next topic—Prince Harry’s ongoing visa troubles. A high-powered legal team is still digging into whether he lied about his past drug use on his U.S. visa application. Am I going to keep reporting on this? Absolutely. But am I optimistic about anything actually happening? Not in the slightest.

We already saw how the government handled this case the other day, with massive redactions covering up key information. Over a year ago, I predicted we’d never get a clear answer because of who he is—the son of a king. And guess what? That prediction came true. Whether or not more documents get released in the future, I expect the same outcome—more redactions, more secrecy. The most frustrating part? The only thing people really want to know is one simple answer: Did Prince Harry admit to drug use on his visa application? Yes or no. That’s it. But instead of transparency, they blacked out the entire section.

Alright, let’s wrap this up with the final story—Meghan Markle’s latest brand disaster, which is being slammed as “weird” after a string of embarrassing mistakes. And here’s my theory on why this keeps happening—Meghan is always drunk.

Now, hear me out. We’ve seen her at brunches, we’ve seen her pouring drinks on her Netflix series, and it’s clear she enjoys her mimosas long before noon. So, if she’s already drinking by 10 or 11 AM, but then has to review or sign important documents around lunchtime, well, you can see the problem. By the time she’s several glasses of champagne deep, she’s in no state to handle anything serious. It explains why her brand keeps making mistake after mistake.

At this point, Meghan and Harry’s post-royal careers are playing out like a slow-motion train wreck. And while they continue to fumble their way through Hollywood and social media, the rest of the world is left watching, shaking their heads, and wondering what on earth they were thinking.

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