Let’s unpack Meghan Markle’s greatest hits of “everyone else is the problem” in all their glory, shall we?

Exhibit A: Royal aides apparently couldn’t survive her compassion — poor souls. All that kindness must’ve been suffocating behind palace wal...

Exhibit A: Royal aides apparently couldn’t survive her compassion — poor souls. All that kindness must’ve been suffocating behind palace walls. Demanding emails at 5 AM? Obviously just an early bird inspiring the masses! Who wouldn’t want their inbox exploding before sunrise?

Exhibit B: Reduced palace staff to tears? Pfft, obviously just people too sensitive for her visionary leadership style. Real queens toughen up, right? Shame on them for not understanding her genius.

Exhibit C: The wedding drama with the Princess of Wales — the infamous bridesmaid dress incident. But of course, Meghan was the real victim here, even if everyone else remembers it differently. Must be collective amnesia on their part.

Exhibit D: The revolving door of staff leaving faster than Harry could polish his “victim of the media” speech. Coincidence, obviously! I mean, people just don’t appreciate working under a true humanitarian. Their loss.

Exhibit E: Fast forward to Hollywood — the place where egos and divas are born, and yet, somehow, Meghan’s alleged behavior still raised eyebrows. Imagine the effort it takes to stand out as “difficult” in that crowd. An achievement, honestly.

Exhibit F: Claims of controlling behavior, mood swings, and being “impossible” to please on and off set? Pure slander, I’m sure. Meghan’s the very embodiment of grace, unless — of course — someone’s camera isn’t pointed at her.

Exhibit G: The endless stories from ex-friends, ex-staff, estranged family, royal insiders, Hollywood insiders, and even the family dog probably has something to say by now. But clearly, the world is just in a coordinated smear campaign against Saint Meghan.

In conclusion: when everyone you meet ends up with the same story, the problem’s clearly them, not you. Meghan must be the unluckiest woman alive — or the most misunderstood — or, you know, just exhausting.

But hey, at least the PR machine’s still working overtime. Now that’s loyalty.

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